Report: Sexless White House May Turn Trump Administration Impotent

A recent study warns that President Donald Trump’s apparent lack of marital relations could result in even greater instability in the oval office. Those findings were reported by More On, a California think tank, and included interviews with presidential scholars, Continue reading

‘Kool Aid’ To Be Official Beverage of White House. “Everyone’s Drinking It”

President Donald Trump’s long history of success with branding will reportedly soon be used to help endorse goods and services found at the White House. Speaking off the record an administration spokesperson said, “President Trump has found yet another way Continue reading

‘Lemmings To The Sea Award’ for 2017 Bestowed to America in Only Third Week of Year

More On, a California think tank, has given the United States of America its 2017 “Lemmings To The Sea Award” in only the third week of the year. It’s the first time a country, rather than an institution or individual, Continue reading

GOP Members Lay Waste To Congressional Hearing

Some Republican members of Congress who questioned FBI Director James Comey’s handling of Hillary Clinton’s emails were reportedly so excited for the opportunity they may have wet their pants during the proceedings. The source, a custodian working for a company contracted Continue reading