Rise in Spontaneous Human Combustion Fueled by Trump Election

An alarming increase in cases of spontaneous human combustion (SHC) among Americans is reportedly due in large part to anger from the election of Donald Trump and a Republican led Congress. That’s according to an explosive study by a leading Continue reading

Hillary Email May Answer Question Of ‘Why She Stood By Bill’ After Affair

Presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton may find that her careless handling of her email account may result in some uncomfortable consequences, specifically her understanding of the term ‘oral sex’. According to a source investigating the leak it was more than three Continue reading

White House Renovations To Include ‘People’s Lobby’ With Shops and Restaurants

According to a source, President Trump is making plans to turn the White House foyer into what he calls the ‘People’s Lobby’ as part of the building’s scheduled August renovations. The newly remodeled area will eventually be occupied by an Continue reading

Trump’s Emails Said To Be Hacked By Russians Posing As ‘Nigerian Prince’

  Russian agents posing as a Nigerian prince reportedly hacked President Donald J Trump’s private email address months before he accepted his party’s nomination. However, unlike the Democrats’ National Committee breach that resulted in the release of embarrassing documents, the Continue reading

Report: Charlottesville ‘Alt Right’ Usually Wrong and None Too Bright

A study of participants in the recent Charlottesville, Virginia ‘Alt Right’ rally found that many in the crowd had little grasp of current and historical facts or even why they were there. More On, a California think tank, sent representatives Continue reading

U.S. Intel: ISIS Sees Allies In Trump, GOP As “A Bigger Threat to Americans Than Us”

American intelligence sources, as well as a pack of cub scouts on a ham radio in Newfoundland, say they have intercepted communications at the highest level between ISIS and other terrorist groups.The communiques boast of a perceived alignment between the Continue reading

Report: Sexless White House May Turn Trump Administration Impotent

A recent study warns that President Donald Trump’s apparent lack of marital relations could result in even greater instability in the oval office. Those findings were reported by More On, a California think tank, and included interviews with presidential scholars, Continue reading

‘Kool Aid’ To Be Official Beverage of White House. “Everyone’s Drinking It”

President Donald Trump’s long history of success with branding will reportedly soon be used to help endorse goods and services found at the White House. Speaking off the record an administration spokesperson said, “President Trump has found yet another way Continue reading

‘Lemmings To The Sea Award’ for 2017 Bestowed to America in Only Third Week of Year

More On, a California think tank, has given the United States of America its 2017 “Lemmings To The Sea Award” in only the third week of the year. It’s the first time a country, rather than an institution or individual, Continue reading