Trump Fears “Border Conflict Between North And South Dakota”

Donald Trump has reportedly ordered the Secretary of the Interior Ryan Zinke and members of the National Guard to unify those states in America that claim the same name. He said “we have to settle any simmering differences starting with Continue reading Trump Fears “Border Conflict Between North And South Dakota”

#MeToo Killing Entertainment Careers 2nd Only to Grim Reaper

As it kills careers in the entertainment industry second only to the grim reaper, the #metoo movement is expected to next set its sights on the target-rich music industry, specifically rap and hip hop artists. That’s the conclusion of an Continue reading #MeToo Killing Entertainment Careers 2nd Only to Grim Reaper

NRA and GOP Agree to Ban on BB, Cap and Water Guns To Those Under 21

Hoping to deflect the criticism for their unending opposition to gun control measures, the National Rifle Association has given the go ahead to members of the Republican party to propose legislation that would forbid the sale of BB guns, cap Continue reading NRA and GOP Agree to Ban on BB, Cap and Water Guns To Those Under 21

Earth Said to Be Put On Intergalactic ‘Do Not Call’ List

In a rebuke to our home planet, Earth reportedly has been added to the ‘Do Not Call’ list by the powers that be in the universe. That startling communiqué was first reported by Johan and Simone Haxtone, a French couple Continue reading Earth Said to Be Put On Intergalactic ‘Do Not Call’ List

Measure of ‘Lowest Common Denominator‘ Among Americans Near Zero

The benchmark for the so-called ‘lowest common denominator’ of Americans is now close to bottoming out. “Any lower and we’ll be flat lining,” says Owen Richards, head of statistical analysis at More On, a California think tank. The term represents Continue reading Measure of ‘Lowest Common Denominator‘ Among Americans Near Zero

Trump IRS Returns Found In Garage Sale Picture Frame

What was first thought to be a reprint of a Margaret Keane ‘wide-eye waif’ purchased at a Schenectady, New York garage sale turned out to conceal a copy of President Donald Trump’s latest federal and state tax returns. A spokesperson Continue reading Trump IRS Returns Found In Garage Sale Picture Frame

Scuffle At Brooklyn Cafe As Customers Declare ’No Coffee, No Peace’

A melee broke out early this morning at a coffee shop in the Williamsburg section of Brooklyn between those waiting in line to order their tall, grandes and ventis and the steady stream of customers who ordered online and sauntered Continue reading Scuffle At Brooklyn Cafe As Customers Declare ’No Coffee, No Peace’

Seinfeld Injured in Auto Accident Filming ‘Comedians In Cars…’

  Branson, MO. Jerry Seinfeld, former network star, was involved in an auto accident yesterday while filming an episode of “Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee” in Branson, Missouri. According to the Branson Police Department five people, including Mr. Seinfeld and Continue reading Seinfeld Injured in Auto Accident Filming ‘Comedians In Cars…’

Report: Humans Inbreeding From Day One Helps Explain ‘World’s Stupidity’

In a disturbing report prominent scientists now believe inbreeding dates back to the very dawn of mankind; their work confirming that every man, woman and child is related to everyone else living or dead. This common thread, they say,  is Continue reading Report: Humans Inbreeding From Day One Helps Explain ‘World’s Stupidity’