Trump Seeks To Replace English Language With American Version

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In addition to renaming the Gulf of Mexico and buying Greenland, President-elect Trump is expected to sign an executive order to replace the familiar English language alphabet and grammar with an American version to reduce the United States’ dependence on Continue reading Trump Seeks To Replace English Language With American Version

Trump Re-Election Strategy Includes ‘The Virgin Mary’

An internal document from the Committee to Re-elect America’s President (CRAP) is said to reveal some of the techniques they plan to use during Donald Trump’s upcoming campaign. The still unpublished report is said to include methods entitled ‘Crazy Like Continue reading Trump Re-Election Strategy Includes ‘The Virgin Mary’

Trump Reportedly Petitioned Vatican For Martyrdom Status

Former president Donald Trump is said to have secretly petitioned the Vatican to be added to a list of perspective martyrs. Trump, according to unnamed White House source, believed that “no one since Jesus Christ has someone faced as much Continue reading Trump Reportedly Petitioned Vatican For Martyrdom Status