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Let’s face it, the Grim Reaper takes us all, some too soon and others way, way, way too late. And, where that final resting place may be says a lot about the life the person led. With that in Continue reading Where Should We Bury The Body?
The mailroom at the White House has been working overtime to keep up with correspondence coming in from some of Donald Trump’s most loyal supporters. Some letters ask for guidance, some to tell a story and others are of a Continue reading The White House Mailbag: MAGA Goes On The Record
Here is a transcript of a recording from a recent United States Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) morning roll call. They were provided by a janitor who left his phone on after being ordered to leave the room. RECORDING BEGINS… Continue reading A Janitor Taped An Ice Morning Roll Call
With Donald Trump back occupying the Oval Office the letters from the public have been pouring in. Many were illegible, stained or contained spelling and grammatical errors. Here’s a sample edited for clarity. Dear President Trump, I got tickets to Continue reading Mail Call At The Trump White House
In addition to renaming the Gulf of Mexico and buying Greenland, President Donald Trump is expected to sign an executive order to replace the familiar English language alphabet and grammar with an American version to reduce the United States’ dependence Continue reading Trump Seeks To Replace English Language With American Version
“Hi, I’m Detective Barnum and this is Sargent Bailey and you are, let me see here, Maurice Sandoval.” “That’s right officer, sir.” “And you were in the ‘Pop and Scotch’ mini-mart when you were arrested?” “Well, yeah I work down Continue reading The Flash Mob Witness That Was Outnumbered
“I’m Detective Laurel and this is Inspector Hardy. I understand you were here at this coffeehouse when the disturbance took place?” “Yes. Hi, I’m Alan Brown and I certainly was. I was sitting at that table over there.” “And Continue reading Caffeine Fueled Witness Spills The Beans
A senior executive at the National Rifle Association reportedly told board members that the organization needs to promote the idea that people who gather in large groups have to take some responsibility for mass shootings. The source, who attended the Continue reading NRA: Large Crowds Of People To Blame For Mass Shootings
Hi Patriots, I got some really great news to share with you on Drooper, the site for cyber warriors. But first, very important, I don’t want anyone passing this around to anyone unless you know them or have heard Continue reading I Bought Some of Donald Trump’s Classified Stuff
Am I the only one thinking that? Well, possibly but I bet you’re thinking about it now. Before we get started let me say the last thing I want to do is get on that family’s bad side. Being smitten Continue reading Was Jesus The Ultimate Nepo Baby