Trump Re-Election Committee’s Strategy Includes ‘The Virgin Mary’

An internal document from the Committee to Re-elect America’s President (CRAP) is said to reveal some of the techniques they plan to use during his upcoming campaign. The still unpublished report is said to include methods entitled ‘Crazy Like A Continue reading Trump Re-Election Committee’s Strategy Includes ‘The Virgin Mary’

Trump Reportedly Petitions Vatican For Martyrdom Status

President Donald Trump is said to have secretly petitioned the Vatican to be added to a list of perspective martyrs. The president, according to an unnamed White House source, believes that “no one since Jesus Christ has someone faced as Continue reading Trump Reportedly Petitions Vatican For Martyrdom Status