Because People Believe What They Want To
The City of Los Angeles is considering moving hundreds of homeless people to motion picture studio backlots where they can settle down on streets lined with building facades and other realistic but fabricated surroundings. A high-ranking city hall official familiar Continue reading City of L.A. Slated To Move Homeless To Studio Backlots
President Joe Biden reportedly plans on issuing an executive order to fly all American flags on federal property at half-staff every day. The reason, said a White House source speaking off the record, is “because he feels if it’s not Continue reading Biden Plans To Order Flags At Half-Staff For Foreseeable Future
The Center For Disease Control is said to be preparing a national campaign that suggests taking any available Covid-19 vaccine could help cure male pattern baldness and add length to the male organ. The hope is that just the possibility Continue reading CDC: Covid Vax May Cure Baldness And Add Inches To Men’s ‘Reproductive Organ’
Actor and producer Alec Baldwin is now reportedly saying that he “wasn’t even there when the gun went off “ on the set of Rust killing cinematographer Halyna Hutchins and wounding director Joel Souza. Rather, Baldwin is said to claim Continue reading Baldwin: ”Wasn’t There When Gun Went Off” On Rust Set
In a disturbing report prominent scientists now believe inbreeding dates back to the very dawn of mankind; their work confirming that every man, woman and child is related to everyone else living or dead. That common thread, they say, is Continue reading Report: Humans Inbreeding From Day One Helps Explain ‘World’s Stupidity’
Republican members of the Texas Legislature are said to be considering introducing a series of bills that, according to a Texas official, reflects a mix of Muslim extremist Sharia Laws and Lone Star justice. The intent is to define all Continue reading Texas GOP Legislators Said To Consider Bills Based On ‘Sharia Law’
A leading authority of neurology believes some leaders of the Republican Party should have their heads examined for signs of cerebral damage, much like those performed post mortem on athletes suspected of having Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy (CTE). Doctor John U.B. Continue reading Neurologist: Senior Members Of GOP Should Have Heads Examined
The benchmark for the so-called ‘lowest common denominator’ of Americans is now close to bottoming out. “Any lower and we’ll be flat lining,” says Owen Richards, head of statistical analysis at More On, a California think tank. The term represents Continue reading Measure of ‘Lowest Common Denominator‘ Among Americans Near Zero
A melee broke out early this morning at a coffee shop in the Williamsburg section of Brooklyn between those waiting in line to order their tall, grandes and ventis and the steady stream of customers who ordered online and sauntered Continue reading Melee At Brooklyn Cafe Between Patrons Online And Patrons Inline
Donald Trump declared that if Joe Biden is elected president, “Planes will fall from the sky, pizza will only come with pineapple toppings and dinosaurs will again roam free in our cities and eat your children,” among other dire warnings. Continue reading Trump: “If Biden Wins Dinosaurs Will Eat Your Children”