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An internal document from the Committee to Re-elect America’s President (CRAP) is said to reveal some of the techniques they plan to use during his upcoming campaign. The still unpublished report is said to include methods entitled ‘Crazy Like A Continue reading Trump Re-Election Committee’s Strategy Includes ‘The Virgin Mary’
With the recent positive test for the Covid-19 virus by a valet assigned to President Trump the White House is seeking to fill that position with a member personally selected by the president. A source within the Administration, who wished Continue reading White House Looks To GOP Faithful To Fill Open Valet Position
President Donald Trump has reportedly asked Attorney General William Barr to put in motion a federal lawsuit targeting the United States Postal Service if it used his likeness without his expressed written or implied consent. The move comes after the Continue reading Trump To Sue U.S. Postal Service For Use Of His Likeness
President Donald Trump was said to tell Republican lawmakers that one of the upsides to the coronavirus was its deadly targeting of the nation’s senior citizens and at-risk population that could result in a “once in a generation savings to Continue reading Trump: Flu Is Nature’s Way To Control Cost Of Entitlements
The benchmark for the so-called ‘lowest common denominator’ of Americans is now close to bottoming out. “Any lower and we’ll be flat lining,” says Owen Richards, head of statistical analysis at More On, a California think tank. The term represents Continue reading Measure of ‘Lowest Common Denominator‘ Among Americans Near Zero
President Donald Trump is said to have secretly petitioned the Vatican to be added to a list of perspective martyrs. The president, according to an unnamed White House source, believes that “no one since Jesus Christ has someone faced as Continue reading Trump Reportedly Petitions Vatican For Martyrdom Status
A senior executive at the National Rifle Association reportedly told board members that the organization needs to promote the idea that people who gather in large groups have to take some responsibly for mass shootings. The source, who attended the Continue reading NRA: Large Crowds Of People To Blame For Mass Shootings
A melee broke out early this morning at a coffee shop in the Williamsburg section of Brooklyn between those waiting in line to order their tall, grandes and ventis and the steady stream of customers who ordered online and sauntered Continue reading Scuffle At Brooklyn Cafe As Customers Declare ’No Coffee, No Peace’
A recent MRI is said to reveal that large portions of President Donald Trump’s brain consisted of a useless ‘Styrofoam like’ substance rather than the essential white or grey matter needed to maintain a cognitive thought process. The source, a Continue reading Trump Brain Scan Said To Reveal Large Amounts Of “Styrofoam Like Filler”
A political action committee (PAC) said to be aligned with President Donald Trump reportedly plans on putting a referendum on ballots throughout the country that would give voters a voice in repositioning the order of the Constitutional amendments. The move Continue reading Trump PAC Seeks To Push 2nd Amendment Into First Place