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The Secret Lives Of Cartoon Characters

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Although many of us are familiar with the stars of cartoons, how many truly know what they were like off-stage? In my exposé, “The Characters Behind The Characters,” I’ve uncovered the dirty secrets the studios don’t want you to know. Continue reading The Secret Lives Of Cartoon Characters→

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I Interned With The Grim Reaper

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I come from a well-established line of undertakers and, as the legend goes, one of my ancestors was preparing a not-quite-dead peasant when an apparition of the Grim Reaper appeared. Supposedly they struck up a conversation and a tradition continues. Continue reading I Interned With The Grim Reaper→

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Caffeine Fueled Witness Spills The Beans

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“I’m Detective Laurel and this is Inspector Hardy. I understand you were here at this coffeehouse when the disturbance took place?”    “Yes. Hi, I’m Alan Brown and I certainly was. I was sitting at that table over there.” “And Continue reading Caffeine Fueled Witness Spills The Beans→

Posted in Crime, Legal, Satire | Tagged Brooklyn, Coffee, Frappuccino, Humor | Leave a reply

How To Hide A Wet Spot On Your Pants

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I come from a time when Pluto was a planet, you didn’t have to pass security to go to a public restroom and pornography was hidden in the attic by your old man. I’ve been around long enough to accept Continue reading How To Hide A Wet Spot On Your Pants→

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Is It Worth Buying A Used Sex Doll

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I needed to get away. The walls of my apartment were so thin I could hear when my neighbor’s kid was done banging my now ex-wife. But at least then I’d know she’d be home soon for dinner. I could Continue reading Is It Worth Buying A Used Sex Doll→

Posted in Fiction | Tagged Humor, sex doll, Tabby, Topeka | Leave a reply

My Dog Figured Out That Everything Dies — And He’s Told Everyone

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I’m not sure how but my dog Frenchy seems to have come to the realization that all living things, such as himself, will someday die. Most likely it was his last visit to the vet when the doctor wheeled by Continue reading My Dog Figured Out That Everything Dies — And He’s Told Everyone→

Posted in Fiction, Humor | Tagged All Dogs Go To Heaven, Dog, Next Door | Leave a reply

I Bought Some of Donald Trump’s Classified Stuff

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  Hi Patriots, I got some really great news to share with you on Drooper, the site for cyber warriors. But first, very important, I don’t want anyone passing this around to anyone unless you know them or have heard Continue reading I Bought Some of Donald Trump’s Classified Stuff→

Posted in Legal, Politics, Satire | Tagged Classified Documents, Craigslist, McDonalds, Satire | Leave a reply

Was Jesus The Ultimate Nepo Baby

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Am I the only one thinking that? Well, possibly but I bet you’re thinking about it now. Before we get started let me say the last thing I want to do is get on that family’s bad side. Being smitten Continue reading Was Jesus The Ultimate Nepo Baby→

Posted in Religon, Satire | Tagged Catholic Church, Jesus, Nepo Baby, New Testament | Leave a reply

THE WALK ON BYE

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As soon as I pushed through the front door I was met with the smell from the three pillars of a bar: cigarettes, alcohol, and human waste. Moments before I had been driving in the pouring rain towards Atlantic City. Continue reading THE WALK ON BYE→

Posted in Fiction | Tagged Elvis, Elvis Presely drummer, Elvis Presley, International Hotel Las Vegas, Las Vegas, Walk on Bye | 3 Replies

The Politically Correct Witness Tells All

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“Hi, I’m Detective Robinson and this is Detective Crusoe. Would you tell us your name please?” “I’d rather not.” “Okay, I understand that. You’re not the first person who witnessed a crime to be reluctant to give us your name.  Continue reading The Politically Correct Witness Tells All→

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