Because People Believe What They Want To
Although many of us are familiar with the stars of cartoons, how many truly know what they were like off-stage? In my exposé, “The Characters Behind The Characters,” I’ve uncovered the dirty secrets the studios don’t want you to know. Continue reading The Secret Lives Of Cartoon Characters
I come from a well-established line of undertakers and, as the legend goes, one of my ancestors was preparing a not-quite-dead peasant when an apparition of the Grim Reaper appeared. Supposedly they struck up a conversation and a tradition continues. Continue reading I Interned With The Grim Reaper
“I’m Detective Laurel and this is Inspector Hardy. I understand you were here at this coffeehouse when the disturbance took place?” “Yes. Hi, I’m Alan Brown and I certainly was. I was sitting at that table over there.” “And Continue reading Caffeine Fueled Witness Spills The Beans
I come from a time when Pluto was a planet, you didn’t have to pass security to go to a public restroom and pornography was hidden in the attic by your old man. I’ve been around long enough to accept Continue reading How To Hide A Wet Spot On Your Pants
I needed to get away. The walls of my apartment were so thin I could hear when my neighbor’s kid was done banging my now ex-wife. But at least then I’d know she’d be home soon for dinner. I could Continue reading Is It Worth Buying A Used Sex Doll
I’m not sure how but my dog Frenchy seems to have come to the realization that all living things, such as himself, will someday die. Most likely it was his last visit to the vet when the doctor wheeled by Continue reading My Dog Figured Out That Everything Dies — And He’s Told Everyone
Hi Patriots, I got some really great news to share with you on Drooper, the site for cyber warriors. But first, very important, I don’t want anyone passing this around to anyone unless you know them or have heard Continue reading I Bought Some of Donald Trump’s Classified Stuff
Am I the only one thinking that? Well, possibly but I bet you’re thinking about it now. Before we get started let me say the last thing I want to do is get on that family’s bad side. Being smitten Continue reading Was Jesus The Ultimate Nepo Baby
As soon as I pushed through the front door I was met with the smell from the three pillars of a bar: cigarettes, alcohol, and human waste. Moments before I had been driving in the pouring rain towards Atlantic City. Continue reading THE WALK ON BYE
“Hi, I’m Detective Robinson and this is Detective Crusoe. Would you tell us your name please?” “I’d rather not.” “Okay, I understand that. You’re not the first person who witnessed a crime to be reluctant to give us your name. Continue reading The Politically Correct Witness Tells All