Nation’s Seniors Expected To Outlive Juniors Born Years Later

The conclusion from a recent study points out that due to the spread of the Covid-19 virus among members of generations x, y and z, the nation’s senior citizens are now expected to outlive many of those who were born Continue reading Nation’s Seniors Expected To Outlive Juniors Born Years Later

As Term Nears End Trumpsters Seek Public Amends

Literary agents, media bookers and celebrity publicists are reportedly fielding an onslaught of inquiries from Republican politicians, commentators and family members seeking to secure deals to rehabilitate their reputations in anticipation of President Donald Trump losing his re-election bid. According Continue reading As Term Nears End Trumpsters Seek Public Amends

Trump Re-Election Strategy Includes ‘The Virgin Mary’

An internal document from the Committee to Re-elect America’s President (CRAP) is said to reveal some of the techniques they plan to use during Donald Trump’s upcoming campaign. The still unpublished report is said to include methods entitled ‘Crazy Like Continue reading Trump Re-Election Strategy Includes ‘The Virgin Mary’

White House Looks To GOP Faithful To Fill Open Valet Position

With the recent positive test for the Covid-19 virus by a valet assigned to President Trump the White House is seeking to fill that position with a member personally selected by the president. A source within the Administration, who wished Continue reading White House Looks To GOP Faithful To Fill Open Valet Position

Trump To Sue U.S. Postal Service For Use Of His Likeness

President Donald Trump has reportedly asked Attorney General William Barr to put in motion a federal lawsuit targeting the United States Postal Service if it used his likeness without his expressed written or implied consent. The move comes after the Continue reading Trump To Sue U.S. Postal Service For Use Of His Likeness

Trump: Flu Is Nature’s Way To Control Cost Of Entitlements

President Donald Trump was said to tell Republican lawmakers that one of the upsides to the coronavirus was its deadly targeting of the nation’s senior citizens and at-risk population that could result in a “once in a generation savings to Continue reading Trump: Flu Is Nature’s Way To Control Cost Of Entitlements

Measure of ‘Lowest Common Denominator‘ Among Americans Near Zero

The benchmark for the so-called ‘lowest common denominator’ of Americans is now close to bottoming out. “Any lower and we’ll be flat lining,” says Owen Richards, head of statistical analysis at More On, a California think tank. The term represents Continue reading Measure of ‘Lowest Common Denominator‘ Among Americans Near Zero

Trump Reportedly Petitions Vatican For Martyrdom Status

President Donald Trump is said to have secretly petitioned the Vatican to be added to a list of perspective martyrs. The president, according to an unnamed White House source, believes that “no one since Jesus Christ has someone faced as Continue reading Trump Reportedly Petitions Vatican For Martyrdom Status

NRA: Large Crowds Of People To Blame For Mass Shootings

A senior executive at the National Rifle Association reportedly told board members that the organization needs to promote the idea that people who gather in large groups have to take some responsibly for mass shootings. The source, who attended the Continue reading NRA: Large Crowds Of People To Blame For Mass Shootings