Melee At Brooklyn Cafe Between Patrons Online And Patrons Inline

A melee broke out early this morning at a coffee shop in the Williamsburg section of Brooklyn between those waiting in line to order their tall, grandes and ventis and the steady stream of customers who ordered online and sauntered Continue reading Melee At Brooklyn Cafe Between Patrons Online And Patrons Inline

White House To Hold Rose Garden ‘Yard Sale’

Preparing for what seems to be the inevitable change of administrations the White House is reportedly planning to hold a massive yard sale on the grounds of the Rose Garden sometime before the Christmas holidays. According to a source who Continue reading White House To Hold Rose Garden ‘Yard Sale’

NRA: Large Crowds Of People To Blame For Mass Shootings

A senior executive at the National Rifle Association reportedly told board members that the organization needs to promote the idea that people who gather in large groups have to take some responsibly for mass shootings. The source, who attended the Continue reading NRA: Large Crowds Of People To Blame For Mass Shootings

‘Twitter Karen’ Shames Man For Crossing Before Light Turns Green

  A man in Baltimore, Maryland, who was pictured on Twitter stepping off a curb before the signal turned green, has been shamed by  ‘Twitter Karen’ and over three hundred and sixty thousand others. The man, identified as Seth Jackson, Continue reading ‘Twitter Karen’ Shames Man For Crossing Before Light Turns Green

House Dems To Further Investigate ‘Who Framed Roger Rabbit’

Democrats in Congress are said to be pushing for an investigation as to whether there may have been unindicted co-conspirators involved in the unsuccessful framing of political activist Roger Rabbit.  The sensational case, dating back to the 1940’s, was considered Continue reading House Dems To Further Investigate ‘Who Framed Roger Rabbit’

Justice Department Targets Return Of ‘Summary Executions’

A legal brief being drafted by the Department of Justice is said to advocate the use of ‘summary executions’ as an “idea whose time has come again”. The term refers to immediately executing a person accused of a crime without Continue reading Justice Department Targets Return Of ‘Summary Executions’

Agitated Lawmakers Tumble In Congressional Laundry Room

A melee broke out in the Congressional Laundry Room when members of the House of Representatives came to blows over the meaning of “separating the coloreds from the whites”. According to a maintenance worker, who spoke off the record, the Continue reading Agitated Lawmakers Tumble In Congressional Laundry Room