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Tag Archives: Crime

The Witness Who Said Too Much

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  Oscar, is that right? Right. I’m Officer Horn and this is Officer Hardart. Hi, thanks for letting me talk to you inside your squad car, it’s pretty cold out. Sure, not a problem. Now you told the patrolman you Continue reading The Witness Who Said Too Much→

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The Flash Mob Witness That Was Outnumbered

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“Hi, I’m Detective Barnum and this is Sargent Bailey and you are, let me see here, Maurice Sandoval.” “That’s right officer, sir.” “And you were in the ‘Pop and Scotch’ mini-mart when you were arrested?” “Well, yeah I work down Continue reading The Flash Mob Witness That Was Outnumbered→

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The Politically Correct Witness Tells All

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“Hi, I’m Detective Robinson and this is Detective Crusoe. Would you tell us your name please?” “I’d rather not.” “Okay, I understand that. You’re not the first person who witnessed a crime to be reluctant to give us your name.  Continue reading The Politically Correct Witness Tells All→

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