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Musk On Mission To Buy Catholic Church

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Elon Musk is on a mission to buy the Catholic Church in what would be the crown jewel of his extensive holdings. Musk has reportedly told confidants that there can only be “one infallible person in the world and as Continue reading Musk On Mission To Buy Catholic Church→

Elon Musk To Proclaim He’s Direct Descendant Of Jesus

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Billionaire whiz kid and social media czar Elon Musk will reportedly issue a statement where he claims to be a direct descendant of Jesus Christ. The assertion by the prominent technocrat is said to be based on an advanced genealogical Continue reading Elon Musk To Proclaim He’s Direct Descendant Of Jesus→