Neurologist: Members Of GOP Should Have Heads Examined

A leading authority of neurology believes some leaders of the Republican Party should have their heads examined for signs of cerebral damage, much like those performed post mortem on athletes suspected of having Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy (CTE), a disease that Continue reading Neurologist: Members Of GOP Should Have Heads Examined

Trump: Flu Is Nature’s Way To Control Cost Of Entitlements

President Donald Trump was said to tell Republican lawmakers that one of the upsides to the coronavirus was its deadly targeting of the nation’s senior citizens and at-risk population that could result in a “once in a generation savings to Continue reading Trump: Flu Is Nature’s Way To Control Cost Of Entitlements

Giddy GOP Members Said to “Wet Their Pants’ at Impeachment Hearings

Republican members sitting on the House Committee holding the impeachment hearings against President Joe BIden were reportedly so excited for the opportunity to be on the panel that they may have wet their pants during the proceedings. The source, a Continue reading Giddy GOP Members Said to “Wet Their Pants’ at Impeachment Hearings

NRA and GOP Agree to Ban on BB, Cap and Water Guns To Those Under 21

Hoping to deflect the criticism for their unending opposition to gun control measures, the National Rifle Association has given the go ahead to members of the Republican party to propose legislation that would forbid the sale of BB guns, cap Continue reading NRA and GOP Agree to Ban on BB, Cap and Water Guns To Those Under 21

Walter Palmer, Dentist Who Shot Lion, Enters GOP Presidential Primary

Walter Palmer, the dentist who shot and killed the beloved African lion Cecil, has become the latest candidate to enter the crowded Republican presidential race. The Minnesota doctor made the announcement via Twitter. Early polls among Republican voters show Mr. Continue reading Walter Palmer, Dentist Who Shot Lion, Enters GOP Presidential Primary

‘Is the Pope Catholic?’ No! Says Republican Congressman

Pope Francis ‘is not Catholic enough to be Pope’ says Dennis Ladel, Republican congressman from central Arkansas.  The freshman member of congress objected to a number of positions the Pope took softening the Church’s opposition on gay civil unions, contraception Continue reading ‘Is the Pope Catholic?’ No! Says Republican Congressman