Because People Believe What They Want To
I needed to get away. The walls of my apartment were so thin I could hear when my neighbor’s kid was done banging my now ex-wife. But at least then I’d know she’d be home soon for dinner. I could Continue reading Is It Worth Buying A Used Sex Doll
“Hi, I’m Detective Robinson and this is Detective Crusoe. Would you tell us your name please?” “I’d rather not.” “Okay, I understand that. You’re not the first person who witnessed a crime to be reluctant to give us your name. Continue reading The Politically Correct Witness Tells All
A senior executive at the National Rifle Association reportedly told board members that the organization needs to promote the idea that people who gather in large groups have to take some responsibility for mass shootings. The source, who attended the Continue reading NRA: Large Crowds Of People To Blame For Mass Shootings
I’m not sure how but my dog Frenchy seems to have come to the realization that all living things, such as himself, will someday die. Most likely it was his last visit to the vet when the doctor wheeled by Continue reading My Dog Figured Out That Everything Dies — And He’s Told Everyone
Hi Patriots, I got some really great news to share with you on Drooper, the site for cyber warriors. But first, very important, I don’t want anyone passing this around to anyone unless you know them or have heard Continue reading I Bought Some of Donald Trump’s Classified Stuff
Am I the only one thinking that? Well, possibly but I bet you’re thinking about it now. Before we get started let me say the last thing I want to do is get on that family’s bad side. Being smitten Continue reading Was Jesus The Ultimate Nepo Baby
As soon as I pushed through the front door I was met with the smell from the three pillars of a bar: cigarettes, alcohol, and human waste. Moments before I had been driving in the pouring rain towards Atlantic City. Continue reading THE WALK ON BYE
Lorne Michaels, executive producer of the long-running NBC sketch comedy show Saturday Night Live, announced that Russian Premier Vladimir Putin will host the show later this season. Michaels acknowledged there may be some criticism for the choice of a repressive Continue reading Russian Premier Vladimir Putin To Host Saturday Night Live
Elon Musk is on a mission to buy the Catholic Church in what would be the crown jewel of his extensive holdings. Musk has reportedly told confidants that there can only be “one infallible person in the world and as Continue reading Musk On Mission To Buy Catholic Church
Billionaire whiz kid and social media czar Elon Musk will reportedly issue a statement where he claims to be a direct descendant of Jesus Christ. The assertion by the prominent technocrat is said to be based on an advanced genealogical Continue reading Elon Musk To Proclaim He’s Direct Descendant Of Jesus