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With Donald Trump back occupying the Oval Office the letters from the public have been pouring in. Many were illegible, stained or contained spelling and grammatical errors. Here’s a sample edited for clarity. Dear President Trump, I got tickets to Continue reading Mail Call At The Trump White House
In addition to renaming the Gulf of Mexico and buying Greenland, President Donald Trump is expected to sign an executive order to replace the familiar English language alphabet and grammar with an American version to reduce the United States’ dependence Continue reading Trump Seeks To Replace English Language With American Version
“Hi, I’m Detective Barnum and this is Sargent Bailey and you are, let me see here, Maurice Sandoval.” “That’s right officer, sir.” “And you were in the ‘Pop and Scotch’ mini-mart when you were arrested?” “Well, yeah I work down Continue reading The Flash Mob Witness That Was Outnumbered
“I’m Detective Laurel and this is Inspector Hardy. I understand you were here at this coffeehouse when the disturbance took place?” “Yes. Hi, I’m Alan Brown and I certainly was. I was sitting at that table over there.” “And Continue reading Caffeine Fueled Witness Spills The Beans
A senior executive at the National Rifle Association reportedly told board members that the organization needs to promote the idea that people who gather in large groups have to take some responsibility for mass shootings. The source, who attended the Continue reading NRA: Large Crowds Of People To Blame For Mass Shootings
Hi Patriots, I got some really great news to share with you on Drooper, the site for cyber warriors. But first, very important, I don’t want anyone passing this around to anyone unless you know them or have heard Continue reading I Bought Some of Donald Trump’s Classified Stuff
Am I the only one thinking that? Well, possibly but I bet you’re thinking about it now. Before we get started let me say the last thing I want to do is get on that family’s bad side. Being smitten Continue reading Was Jesus The Ultimate Nepo Baby
Lorne Michaels, executive producer of the long-running NBC sketch comedy show Saturday Night Live, announced that Russian Premier Vladimir Putin will host the show later this season. Michaels acknowledged there may be some criticism for the choice of a repressive Continue reading Russian Premier Vladimir Putin To Host Saturday Night Live
Elon Musk is on a mission to buy the Catholic Church in what would be the crown jewel of his extensive holdings. Musk has reportedly told confidants that there can only be “one infallible person in the world and as Continue reading Musk On Mission To Buy Catholic Church
Billionaire whiz kid and social media czar Elon Musk will reportedly issue a statement where he claims to be a direct descendant of Jesus Christ. The assertion by the prominent technocrat is said to be based on an advanced genealogical Continue reading Elon Musk To Proclaim He’s Direct Descendant Of Jesus