Pokémon, Once Considered Trump VP, Said To Be Under Federal Investigation

Pokémon, the popular game character and once considered to be on Donald Trump’s short list as his vice presidential nominee, is said to be under investigation by the Justice Department. The rumored indictments result from information that was uncovered when Continue reading Pokémon, Once Considered Trump VP, Said To Be Under Federal Investigation

Leaked Trump Acceptance Speech Includes ‘I Was Only Kidding’

In a stunning campaign breach parts of the acceptance speech Donald Trump is scheduled to give at the Republican National Convention were leaked to the press. It includes phrases such as ‘listen, I was only kidding’ and “if elected I Continue reading Leaked Trump Acceptance Speech Includes ‘I Was Only Kidding’

Depends Adult Diapers To Underwrite ‘Oldchella’ Concert Series

Kimberly – Clark, parent company of Depends Adult Diapers  (D.A.D.), has announced it will be a major sponsor of the upcoming Desert Trip Concerts this November in Indio, CA.  The featured artists at the two weekend shows include the Rolling Continue reading Depends Adult Diapers To Underwrite ‘Oldchella’ Concert Series

Speaking With the Author: “Playing Out the String – How to Cope with Old Age”

BaconPlant: Today we’re talking to author Robert Hudges who has written a guide for seniors. Interesting title. I imagine your target audience might be questioning themselves as to whether this book is uplifting or depressing. Robert Hudges:      Well, I think Continue reading Speaking With the Author: “Playing Out the String – How to Cope with Old Age”

Latest Rankings Show Third World Now in Fifth Place

A recent study by the World Economic Ranking Council has downgraded the so-called ‘Third World’ into fifth place. Although considered controversial  the Council’s conclusions are often used by international bankers, arms salesmen and party planners among others, According to the Continue reading Latest Rankings Show Third World Now in Fifth Place

Clinton Campaign Claims Bernie Related To KFC Founder

A super PAC associated with the Hillary Clinton campaign is reportedly going to release a television commercial beginning in South Carolina that suggests Senator Bernie Sanders and Colonel Harland Sanders, the semi fictional Kentucky Fried Chicken founder, are related. The Continue reading Clinton Campaign Claims Bernie Related To KFC Founder

PUFFERS

Richie headed over to the leaper colony, aka the ‘Designated Smoking Area’, while he waited to get four new ones mounted at Rubber Room Tires. He had thought about quitting but if two nagging ex wives and a spotted lung Continue reading PUFFERS