Because People Believe What They Want To
“Hi, I’m Detective Barnum and this is Sargent Bailey and you are, let me see here, Maurice Sandoval.” “That’s right officer, sir.” “And you were in the ‘Pop and Scotch’ mini-mart when you were arrested?” “Well, yeah I work down Continue reading The Flash Mob Witness That Was Outnumbered
“I’m Detective Laurel and this is Inspector Hardy. I understand you were here at this coffeehouse when the disturbance took place?” “Yes. Hi, I’m Alan Brown and I certainly was. I was sitting at that table over there.” “And Continue reading Caffeine Fueled Witness Spills The Beans
“Hi, I’m Detective Robinson and this is Detective Crusoe. Would you tell us your name please?” “I’d rather not.” “Okay, I understand that. You’re not the first person who witnessed a crime to be reluctant to give us your name. Continue reading The Politically Correct Witness Tells All
Hi Patriots, I got some really great news to share with you on Drooper, the site for cyber warriors. But first, very important, I don’t want anyone passing this around to anyone unless you know them or have heard Continue reading I Bought Some of Donald Trump’s Classified Stuff
In their investigation of the January 6th 2021 attack on the U.S. Capitol the Select Committee is said to have interviewed a Trump advisor who testified that then President Donald Trump told him he didn’t realize the riots were occurring Continue reading Trump Claimed He Didn’t Realize Jan 6th Riot Was At U.S. Capitol
A political action committee (PAC) said to be aligned with President Donald Trump reportedly plans on putting a referendum on ballots throughout the country that would give voters a voice in repositioning the order of the Constitutional amendments. The move Continue reading Trump PAC Seeks To Push 2nd Amendment Into First Place
A man in Baltimore, Maryland, who was pictured on Twitter stepping off a curb before the signal turned green, has been shamed by ‘Twitter Karen’ and over three hundred and sixty thousand others. The man, identified as Seth Jackson, Continue reading ‘Twitter Karen’ Shames Man For Crossing Before Light Turns Green
President Trump is expected to sign an executive order to replace the familiar English language alphabet and grammar with an American version to reduce the United State’s dependence on foreign imports. That decision, according to an unnamed source, was discussed Continue reading Trump Plans To Replace English Alphabet With American Version
Democrats in Congress are said to be pushing for an investigation as to whether there may have been unindicted co-conspirators involved in the unsuccessful framing of political activist Roger Rabbit. The sensational case, dating back to the 1940’s, was considered Continue reading House Dems To Further Investigate ‘Who Framed Roger Rabbit’
Republican members sitting on the House Committee holding the impeachment hearings against President Joe BIden were reportedly so excited for the opportunity to be on the panel that they may have wet their pants during the proceedings. The source, a Continue reading Giddy GOP Members Said to “Wet Their Pants’ at Impeachment Hearings