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A recent study warns that President Donald Trump’s apparent lack of marital relations with his current wife Melania, could result in even greater instability in the oval office. Those findings were reported by More On, a California think tank, and Continue reading Report: Sexless White House May Turn Trump Administration Impotent
President Donald Trump’s long history of success with branding will reportedly soon be used to help endorse goods and services found at the White House. Speaking off the record an administration spokesperson said, “President Trump has found yet another way Continue reading ‘Kool Aid’ To Be Official Beverage of White House. “Everyone’s Drinking It”
I woke up. My head feels like someone had yanked it off, stuck two fingers up my nose, jammed their thumb in my mouth and hurled it like a bowling ball down an alley. Strike. What happened to me? Oh, Continue reading The Next Day
It’s been reported that one of the last of the Ringling Brothers pachyderms will be taking up the rear at the Trump Inauguration. The elephant is expected to lumber down the parade route spraying protestors while defecating the streets of Continue reading Circus Elephant to Bring Up Rear of Trump Inauguration Parade
More On, a California think tank, has given the United States of America its 2017 “Lemmings To The Sea Award” in only the third week of the year. It’s the first time a country, rather than an institution or individual, Continue reading ‘Lemmings To The Sea Award’ for 2017 Bestowed to America in Only Third Week of Year
Gun sales, which fell by double digits following Donald Trumps election, are shooting back up again with help from some unlikely customers. Former gun control activists, life long liberals and terrified middle class white people are purchasing weapons at a Continue reading Former Gun Opponents Loading Up On Arms
Republicans see a bright side if Hillary Clinton becomes President, a second chance to impeach her husband. “Seeing Mr. Clinton face Congressional scrutiny will become the Senate’s first order of business if she takes the White House” a spokesperson for Continue reading GOP: We’ll Impeach Bill If Hillary Takes Office
Pokémon, the popular game character and once considered to be on Donald Trump’s short list as his vice presidential nominee, is said to be under investigation by the Justice Department. The rumored indictments result from information that was uncovered when Continue reading Pokémon, Once Considered Trump VP, Said To Be Under Federal Investigation
In a stunning campaign breach parts of the acceptance speech Donald Trump is scheduled to give at the Republican National Convention were leaked to the press. It includes phrases such as ‘listen, I was only kidding’ and “if elected I Continue reading Leaked Trump Acceptance Speech Includes ‘I Was Only Kidding’
Kimberly – Clark, parent company of Depends Adult Diapers (D.A.D.), has announced it will be a major sponsor of the upcoming Desert Trip Concerts this November in Indio, CA. The featured artists at the two weekend shows include the Rolling Continue reading Depends Adult Diapers To Underwrite ‘Oldchella’ Concert Series