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Donald Trump declared that if Joe Biden is elected president, “Planes will fall from the sky, pizza will only come with pineapple toppings and dinosaurs will again roam free in our cities and eat your children,” among other dire warnings. Continue reading Trump: “If Biden Wins Dinosaurs Will Eat Your Children”
Preparing for what seems to be the inevitable change of administrations the White House is reportedly planning to hold a massive yard sale on the grounds of the Rose Garden sometime before the Christmas holidays. According to a source who Continue reading White House To Hold Rose Garden ‘Yard Sale’
The White House is said to be ordering large amounts of paper shredders and burn barrels as it appears likely that Donald Trump will not win re-election. According to a source within the Administration, who spoke off the record, ventilators Continue reading Source: White House Ordering Reams of Paper Shredders
President Donald Trump is said to claim he has an “original copy of the Bible signed by the author.” The president reportedly told a small group of religious advisors and a visiting White House tour group that he obtained the Continue reading Trump Claims He Owns Copy Of Bible ‘Signed By The Author’
The philosopher Homer, Simpson that is, once said something like, “It takes two to lie…one to lie and one to listen.” And no truer words better describe the relationship Donald Trump and the White House has with the American people. Continue reading White House Press Secretaries Say Everything Lying Down
The conclusion from a recent study points out that due to the spread of the Covid-19 virus among members of generations x, y and z, the nation’s senior citizens are now expected to outlive many of those who were born Continue reading Thanks To Covid Seniors Expected To Outlive Juniors Born Years Later
The One America News Network (OANN) is said to have made an offer to buy Fox News Network and combine the two leading conservative media voices into what would be known as XAnonn. The merger would likely result in OANN, Continue reading OANN In Hunt To Capture Fox News
Literary agents, media bookers and celebrity publicists are reportedly fielding an onslaught of inquiries from Republican politicians, commentators and family members seeking to secure deals to rehabilitate their reputations in anticipation of President Donald Trump losing his re-election bid. According Continue reading As Term Nears End Trumpsters Seek Public Amends
An internal document from the Committee to Re-elect America’s President (CRAP) is said to reveal some of the techniques they plan to use during Donald Trump’s upcoming campaign. The still unpublished report is said to include methods entitled ‘Crazy Like Continue reading Trump Re-Election Strategy Includes ‘The Virgin Mary’
With the recent positive test for the Covid-19 virus by a valet assigned to President Trump the White House is seeking to fill that position with a member personally selected by the president. A source within the Administration, who wished Continue reading White House Looks To GOP Faithful To Fill Open Valet Position