Trump Brain Scan Said To Reveal Large Amounts Of “Styrofoam Like Filler”

A recent MRI is said to reveal that large portions of President Donald Trump’s brain consisted of a useless ‘Styrofoam like’ substance rather than the essential white or grey matter needed to maintain a cognitive thought process. The source, a Continue reading Trump Brain Scan Said To Reveal Large Amounts Of “Styrofoam Like Filler”

Trump PAC Seeks To Push 2nd Amendment Into First Place

A political action committee (PAC) said to be aligned with President Donald Trump reportedly plans on putting a referendum on ballots throughout the country  that would give voters a voice in repositioning the order of the Constitutional amendments. The move Continue reading Trump PAC Seeks To Push 2nd Amendment Into First Place

Trump Believed International Space Station Was ’I.S.I.S. Threat’

President Donald Trump was said to have considered destroying the International Space Station when he confused its initials of I.S.S. with the Islamic State terrorist’s organization’s abbreviation I.S.I.S. According to an anonymous whistleblower, Trump became visibly upset after reading the Continue reading Trump Believed International Space Station Was ’I.S.I.S. Threat’

Trump Plans To Replace English Alphabet With American Version

President Trump is expected to sign an executive order to replace the familiar English language alphabet and grammar with an American version to reduce the United State’s dependence on foreign imports. That decision, according to an unnamed  source, was discussed Continue reading Trump Plans To Replace English Alphabet With American Version

Hillary Emails Lay Out Why She Hung With Bill After Affair

A series of confidential emails discovered during an investigation of Hillary Clinton’s online accounts are said to contain correspondence revealing that the former first lady believed oral sex meant ‘talking dirty’ rather than an actual physical act. According to a Continue reading Hillary Emails Lay Out Why She Hung With Bill After Affair

Fox News Said To Join Trump In Re-Election Reality Show

Fox News is said to be in negotiations with President Donald Trump to co-produce a reality show tied to his re-election campaign. The program, tentatively titled “The Emissary”, will pit selected high end contributors to the Republican party and GOP Continue reading Fox News Said To Join Trump In Re-Election Reality Show

House Dems To Further Investigate ‘Who Framed Roger Rabbit’

Democrats in Congress are said to be pushing for an investigation as to whether there may have been unindicted co-conspirators involved in the unsuccessful framing of political activist Roger Rabbit.  The sensational case, dating back to the 1940’s, was considered Continue reading House Dems To Further Investigate ‘Who Framed Roger Rabbit’

Giddy GOP Members Said to “Wet Their Pants’ at Impeachment Hearings

Republican members sitting on the House Intelligence Committee holding the impeachment hearings against President Donald Trump were reportedly so excited for the opportunity to be on the panel that they may have wet their pants during the proceedings. The source, Continue reading Giddy GOP Members Said to “Wet Their Pants’ at Impeachment Hearings

Justice Department Targets Return Of ‘Summary Executions’

A legal brief being drafted by the Department of Justice is said to advocate the use of ‘summary executions’ as an “idea whose time has come again”. The term refers to immediately executing a person accused of a crime without Continue reading Justice Department Targets Return Of ‘Summary Executions’

Ivanka Trump To Visit Disneyworld’s EPCOT On Diplomatic Mission

Ivanka Trump, an advisor to President Donald Trump, is reportedly scheduled to embark on a fact-finding trip to Disneyworld’s EPCOT’s exhibits of international countries to bolster her foreign affairs credentials. According to an aide, who spoke off the record, Ms. Continue reading Ivanka Trump To Visit Disneyworld’s EPCOT On Diplomatic Mission