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The philosopher Homer, Simpson that is, once said something like, “It takes two to lie…one to lie and one to listen.” And no truer words better describe the relationship Donald Trump and the White House has with the American people. Continue reading White House Press Secretaries Say Everything Lying Down
The conclusion from a recent study points out that due to the spread of the Covid-19 virus among members of generations x, y and z, the nation’s senior citizens are now expected to outlive many of those who were born Continue reading Thanks To Covid Seniors Expected To Outlive Juniors Born Years Later
The One America News Network (OANN) is said to have made an offer to buy Fox News Network and combine the two leading conservative media voices into what would be known as XAnonn. The merger would likely result in OANN, Continue reading OANN In Hunt To Capture Fox News
Literary agents, media bookers and celebrity publicists are reportedly fielding an onslaught of inquiries from Republican politicians, commentators and family members seeking to secure deals to rehabilitate their reputations in anticipation of President Donald Trump losing his re-election bid. According Continue reading As Term Nears End Trumpsters Seek Public Amends
An internal document from the Committee to Re-elect America’s President (CRAP) is said to reveal some of the techniques they plan to use during Donald Trump’s upcoming campaign. The still unpublished report is said to include methods entitled ‘Crazy Like Continue reading Trump Re-Election Strategy Includes ‘The Virgin Mary’
With the recent positive test for the Covid-19 virus by a valet assigned to President Trump the White House is seeking to fill that position with a member personally selected by the president. A source within the Administration, who wished Continue reading White House Looks To GOP Faithful To Fill Open Valet Position
President Donald Trump has reportedly asked Attorney General William Barr to put in motion a federal lawsuit targeting the United States Postal Service if it used his likeness without his expressed written or implied consent. The move comes after the Continue reading Trump To Sue U.S. Postal Service For Use Of His Likeness
President Donald Trump was said to tell Republican lawmakers that one of the upsides to the coronavirus was its deadly targeting of the nation’s senior citizens and at-risk population that could result in a “once in a generation savings to Continue reading Trump: Flu Is Nature’s Way To Control Cost Of Entitlements
Former president Donald Trump is said to have secretly petitioned the Vatican to be added to a list of perspective martyrs. Trump, according to unnamed White House source, believed that “no one since Jesus Christ has someone faced as much Continue reading Trump Reportedly Petitioned Vatican For Martyrdom Status
An MRI is said to reveal that large portions of former president Donald Trump’s brain consisted of a useless ‘Styrofoam like’ substance rather than the essential white or grey matter needed to maintain a cognitive thought process. The source, a Continue reading Trump Brain Scan Said To Reveal Large Amounts Of “Styrofoam Like Filler”