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President Joe Biden reportedly plans on issuing an executive order to fly all American flags on federal property at half-staff every day. The reason, said a White House source speaking off the record, is “because he feels if it’s not Continue reading Biden Plans To Order Flags At Half-Staff For Foreseeable Future
The Center For Disease Control is said to be preparing a national campaign that suggests taking any available Covid-19 vaccine could help cure male pattern baldness and add length to the male organ. The hope is that just the possibility Continue reading CDC: Covid Vax May Cure Baldness And Add Inches To Men’s ‘Reproductive Organ’
In a disturbing report prominent scientists now believe inbreeding dates back to the very dawn of mankind; their work confirming that every man, woman and child is related to everyone else living or dead. That common thread, they say, is Continue reading Report: Humans Inbreeding From Day One Helps Explain ‘World’s Stupidity’
A leading authority of neurology believes some leaders of the Republican Party should have their heads examined for signs of cerebral damage, much like those performed post mortem on athletes suspected of having Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy (CTE), a disease that Continue reading Neurologist: Members Of GOP Should Have Heads Examined
The benchmark for the so-called ‘lowest common denominator’ of Americans is now close to bottoming out. “Any lower and we’ll be flat lining,” says Owen Richards, head of statistical analysis at More On, a California think tank. The term represents Continue reading Measure of ‘Lowest Common Denominator‘ Among Americans Near Zero
Donald Trump declared that if Joe Biden is elected president, “Planes will fall from the sky, pizza will only come with pineapple toppings and dinosaurs will again roam free in our cities and eat your children,” among other dire warnings. Continue reading Trump: “If Biden Wins Dinosaurs Will Eat Your Children”
Preparing for what seems to be the inevitable change of administrations the White House is reportedly planning to hold a massive yard sale on the grounds of the Rose Garden sometime before the Christmas holidays. According to a source who Continue reading White House To Hold Rose Garden ‘Yard Sale’
The White House is said to be ordering large amounts of paper shredders and burn barrels as it appears likely that Donald Trump will not win re-election. According to a source within the Administration, who spoke off the record, ventilators Continue reading Source: White House Ordering Reams of Paper Shredders
A raging pathogen and a reporter sat down recently for a rare interview inside a shuttered Denny’s restaurant in New Jersey. The correspondent, whose name is being withheld for security reasons, filed this report before being admitted to the ICU Continue reading A Not So Benign Interview With A Raging Pandemic
President Donald Trump is said to claim he has an “original copy of the Bible signed by the author.” The president reportedly told a small group of religious advisors and a visiting White House tour group that he obtained the Continue reading Trump Claims He Owns Copy Of Bible ‘Signed By The Author’