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A portion of the redacted Mueller report is said to include an account of a young Donald Trump shooting a man on New York’s Fifth Avenue years before he was elected president. According to a senior FBI official, who was Continue reading Young Donald Trump Tied To Shooting Man On Fifth Avenue
A classified report from the Department of Homeland Security is said to implicate senior White House advisor Steven Miller’s recurrence of his life long struggle with vampirism in the disappearance of migrant children separated from their parents at the border. Continue reading Stephen Miller’s Vampirism Linked To Missing Border Children
An Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) error reportedly separated Eric and Donald Trump Jr. from their parents when they wandered off as the family entered the United States from an overseas trip. The eldest sons of President Donald Trump and Continue reading “Terrified” Don Jr. and Eric Trump Separated From Parents At Border
Fox News and the Cartoon Network are reportedly in talks to merge into what would still be known as Fox News. “It‘s the perfect synergy between two leaders in their fields. This is an opportunity to cross over personalities from Continue reading Fox News Said To Be Discussing Merger With Cartoon Network
As it kills careers in the entertainment industry second only to the grim reaper, the #metoo movement is expected to next set its sights on the target-rich music industry, specifically rap and hip hop artists. That’s the conclusion of an Continue reading #MeToo Killing Entertainment Careers 2nd Only to Grim Reaper
Hoping to deflect the criticism for their unending opposition to gun control measures, the National Rifle Association has given the go ahead to members of the Republican party to propose legislation that would forbid the sale of BB guns, cap Continue reading NRA and GOP Agree to Ban on BB, Cap and Water Guns To Those Under 21
To My President, I was so proud today when my eight year old told me he wants to be president just like you when he grows up. And he was so happy when I told him he already acted just Continue reading Red Letter Day At The White House
Branson, MO. Jerry Seinfeld, former network star, was involved in an auto accident yesterday while filming an episode of “Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee” in Branson, Missouri. According to the Branson Police Department five people, including Mr. Seinfeld and Continue reading Seinfeld Injured Filming ‘Comedians In Cars’
An alarming increase in cases of spontaneous human combustion (SHC) among Americans is reportedly due in large part to anger from the election of Donald Trump and a Republican led Senate. That’s according to an explosive study by a leading Continue reading Rise in Spontaneous Human Combustion Fueled by Trump Election
According to a source, President Trump is making plans to turn the White House foyer into what he calls the ‘People’s Lobby’ as part of the building’s scheduled August renovations. The newly remodeled area will eventually be occupied by an Continue reading White House Renovations To Include ‘People’s Lobby’ With Shops and Restaurants